Jim ran down to his basement lab and finished the final touches of his present for Sharon's birthday. He was tring to make perfume, but somehow it smelled more like a bottle of coke. "Oh well" said Jim. "She'll be happy I got her this instead of a card." Little did he know just how happy she would be after she tried it out.

Jim finished wrapping the Coke-scented perfume and began writing a card.

Dear Sharon,
 So! It's your birthday. Inside there's a homemade present from me to you. It didn't come out too well, but I hope you'll appreciate it.

Jim

Then he looked over the present, then the card. Perfect. Now, how to give it to her......

You drive to her house and knock on the door. It opens up andshe jumps into your arms.

You give her the present and she loves it. She immediately sprays some on herself. Then...

Sharon smiled. "Thanks for the present Jim! Want to come inside awhile?"

Jim was all too happy to oblige. His girlfriend was the one person he loved to hang with, and any time with her was time in pure bliss.

Sharon walked ahead of Jim and set his present down on a coffee table in front of the couch. She laid down on the couch as well, as Jim plopped down beside her.

Sharon was about to say something when she had a quizzical look on her face. Jim was a bit confused, as rarely anything would make Sharon look so confused as she looked now.

"Something wrong?" asked Jim, as he looked her girlfriend up and down.\

Sharon...