Jim ran down to his basement lab and finished the final touches of his present for Sharon's birthday. He was tring to make perfume, but somehow it smelled more like a bottle of coke. "Oh well" said Jim. "She'll be happy I got her this instead of a card." Little did he know just how happy she would be after she tried it out.

Jim finished wrapping the Coke-scented perfume and began writing a card.

Dear Sharon,
 So! It's your birthday. Inside there's a homemade present from me to you. It didn't come out too well, but I hope you'll appreciate it.

Jim

Then he looked over the present, then the card. Perfect. Now, how to give it to her......

"Hey Sharon, how's it going?"

"Fine. Do you know what day it is? Don't tell me you forgot."

"I didn't forget Sharon. I know it's your birthday. I have a special surprise for you. But you will have to come over to get it."

"When can I come over?"

"Right now would be good."

"Okay, I'll be over in a bit. Bye."

"Bye." And with that Sharon hung up the phone. The only question now was when to give her the present.