Jim ran down to his basement lab and finished the final touches of his present for Sharon's birthday. He was tring to make perfume, but somehow it smelled more like a bottle of coke. "Oh well" said Jim. "She'll be happy I got her this instead of a card." Little did he know just how happy she would be after she tried it out.

Jim slips a condom into his girlfriend's present. He was, admittedly, somewhat a slob at times, but that didn't enter his mind now.

As Jim stood there and wondered if he should give her something else, he decided...