Sharon's birthday!

Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then

Jim picked up his phone and dialed Shanon's number. He waited for the phone to be picked up twelve rings. No answer. Odd. She is always home, especially for her own birthday. Maybe something happened to her...

Jim pulled into of Sharon's driveway, still wondering why she had not answered the phone. Noticing that her sport utility vehicle was not the drive (maybe she had to park around the corner, he thought), he became somewhat more concerned. Still, he figured it would turn out he'd just caught her in the shower or whatnot. He used his key to enter through her kitchen door. "Hey birthday girl! Guess who?" he called out loudly, but heard no response. "Sharon?" he said as he headed up the stairs to the second floor. "Hon?" he querried as he knocked softly and entered her bedroom. He found her bed empty; but then he noticed

Jim stumbled upon the note just as he finished the inspection of her room. His search had turned up nothing, and he was eager to find her.

The note said:

Jim, if you see this, you, as well as I, are in grave danger! I can't tell you much more. I'm being dragged away now. Just remember these words: Biotech breast expansion experiments. I don't know what they mean, but they sound important.

Sharon

Shocked, Jim thinks of a way to fix the situation.

Jim dialed Sharon's cell phone number and after about four rings- someone picked up.

"WBEA's got me breakin' the law!" a woman shouted enthusiastically.

"Excuse me?" Jim replied.

"You're not going to fool me like you did callers 38, 24 and 36! I found the hidden cell phone, and and I'm going to break the law to win tickets to the sneak preview of ' Buxom Red Expanding Alien Sluts Take Seattle '. Now what law do I have to break?"

"Please explain." Jim stated, confused by the woman's apparent assumptions.

"Alright. WBEA is running a contest. There is a phone hidden in the city. Someone finds the phone, and then with the cooperation of local buisnesses that person pairs up with a staff member from the radio show, and commits what should be a crime, but is really just an act. I found the phone behind a bush ousude of a house. I answered correctly! Now I'm supposed to meet someone from the station and break the law! you're not going to shake me off! I really want to see BREASTS!"

" I was under the impression that you had some m'am"

"38DD's, But I meant the movie! Now who am I meeting and what am I doing!"

Jim was in quite a predicament, and he could use some help, but this woman seemd to be more hyper than Juan Valdez's chihuahua- and he didn't actually have BREASTS tickets. So he thought: