Sharon's birthday!

Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then

Jim picked up his phone and dialed Shanon's number. He waited for the phone to be picked up twelve rings. No answer. Odd. She is always home, especially for her own birthday. Maybe something happened to her...

Halfway through dialing Sharon's cell phone number Jim heard a knock at the door. When he opened the door, to his relief Sharon was standing there.

"So here's the birthday girl, I was beginning to get worried about you!"

"Jim, the weirdest thing happened, I was just coming over to tell you about it. This present just arrived for me by federal express."

Jim looked into the box but only saw a silver ring and a note.

"What's so strange about this?"

"Read the note..."

"Dear Sharon, I think you'll have fun with this birthday gift. Just put it on and you can change your body in any way you can imagine. You can only change your body, not your clothes, but other than that there are few limits on this gift. So long as you stay human and female, anything goes. If you take the ring off, you'll stay the way you are for a day, then change back to your normal self. Enjoy yourself!"

"Wow", said Jim, "that is pretty bizzare, so did you try it out yet?"

"Are you kidding? The guy who sent it was obviously a nut!"

"But what harm could a ring do? Besides, it's a nice ring, it'll look good on you."

Jim took the ring from the box and slipped it over Sharon's finger.

"Ok, try something.", he asked.

"Like what?"

"Something simple, ummm...imagine yourself with green eyes."

"I feel silly", she said as she imagined how she would look with bright green eyes.

"Holy shit! Look!"

Sharon turned to the mirror by the door AND SAW HERSELF WITH GREEN EYES!

"The damn thing worked, I don't believe it!", she gasped.

"I don't believe it either! But now that you know it works, what now??"

Sharon thought for a moment then gave Jim her most seductive look...

"Oh, I've got a few ideas....", she replied...