Jim dialed Sharon's cell phone number and after about four rings- someone picked up.

"WBEA's got me breakin' the law!" a woman shouted enthusiastically.

"Excuse me?" Jim replied.

"You're not going to fool me like you did callers 38, 24 and 36! I found the hidden cell phone, and and I'm going to break the law to win tickets to the sneak preview of ' Buxom Red Expanding Alien Sluts Take Seattle '. Now what law do I have to break?"

"Please explain." Jim stated, confused by the woman's apparent assumptions.

"Alright. WBEA is running a contest. There is a phone hidden in the city. Someone finds the phone, and then with the cooperation of local buisnesses that person pairs up with a staff member from the radio show, and commits what should be a crime, but is really just an act. I found the phone behind a bush ousude of a house. I answered correctly! Now I'm supposed to meet someone from the station and break the law! you're not going to shake me off! I really want to see BREASTS!"

" I was under the impression that you had some m'am"

"38DD's, But I meant the movie! Now who am I meeting and what am I doing!"

Jim was in quite a predicament, and he could use some help, but this woman seemd to be more hyper than Juan Valdez's chihuahua- and he didn't actually have BREASTS tickets. So he thought: