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Episode 91: Jim Doesn't Recognize His Own Mother

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Author: You Wish (who can't believe such a low episode number never got taken until now) -- 2004-04-01 23:59:56 Edit Go to bottom of page

Jim frowned. The answer was, no, he didn't. He had never seen this busty stranger in his life. She certainly wasn't his mother. He knew exactly what his mother looked like, and it wasn't this. She wasn't nearly this busty. Or strange. Or young.

He told her exactly that. She said:

  1. (   0) "I was only joking. I'm not your mother. Let's have sex now."
  2. (   0) "I was rejuvenated by a wizard who runs an odd shop in the mall I'd never seen before. The only catch was, I had to commit incest to get the spell to work. Fortunately, you weren't hard to get drunk." Jim looked at her in horror. It was all coming back to him.
  3. (   0) "The woman you always thought was your mother isn't your mother. I am. And after last night, your lover as well."
  4. (   0) "I was only joking. I'm not your mother. I'm your sister."
  5. (   0) "I was only joking. I'm really your best friend, Rick. Want to know how I got this way?"
  6. (   0) Something other.
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