"Yo man, it's too early to get up. Go back to sleep." The male voice chided.

Jim was at a total loss. It wasn't everday that he woke up with strangers in his bed, and it was a dude to boot. Jim pulled the covers back. His bedfellow was a huge, muscular stud, completely naked. He was already asleep again and snoring. Jim shook the guy again.

"Don't dude me! Who are you? Get the hell out of my bed."

The stranger reached out and smacked Jim on his chest. Hard.

"Let me sleep or I'll kick your ass. Got it?" Followed by more snoring.

Jim decided it was probably best to do as the man said. Judging from that smack on the sternum, this dude could do some damage.

Jim got up out of his own bed (vanquished, what a way to start the day) and moved towards the living room. He decided to call the police and have Nature Boy dealt with by guys with guns and clubs.

As he quietly closed the bedroom door and tip-toed to the living room, he heard a female voice ask...