Jim stumbled upon the note just as he finished the inspection of her room. His search had turned up nothing, and he was eager to find her.

The note said:

Jim, if you see this, you, as well as I, are in grave danger! I can't tell you much more. I'm being dragged away now. Just remember these words: Biotech breast expansion experiments. I don't know what they mean, but they sound important.

Sharon

Shocked, Jim thinks of a way to fix the situation.

Jim rushed outside and grabbed the first person he saw. "Please! You've got to help me! My girlfriend's been kidnapped by Biotech!!"

"Get away from me, you loon! Go home and sleep it off!" said the wino he'd grabbed, who pushed Jim to the ground.