"Damn," Jim thought to himself. "Another day of school is not what I need." Jim's alarm clock (and his mom's shouting) finally forced him out of bed, however. It's annoying buzz was enough to drive anyone insane after just a few short seconds. Jim detested that clock. It had woken him up more times than he could remember. He had also slammed the snooze button so often that sometimes it would get stuck in the pressed position. It had caused him to miss a few periods of school on more than one occation.
Jim looked through his hamper and on his floor and found a shirt that didn't smell all that bad. He had some clean jeans, but he always seemed to be forgetting to do the laundary. He liked it much better when he was a kid and his mom would do it for him. Jim headed downstairs and left for school. He consitered himself lucky to have such a nice car. His parents were well off and his new Ford Explorer was great. He drove off to Shadow Peak High while pumping Gravity Kills out of his speakers.
Jim didn't really want to go to school that day, but he figured that it wouldn't be so bad. He wanted to meet up with Rick, his best friend and research partner. Rick and Jim were the "nerds" of the school. They knew about chemestry, biology, physics, calculus, and everything else that nerds were familiar with. Unlike most nerds, however, they used their vast knowledge for revenge.
Kevin Zeffram, the school's bully/jock, was always giving both of them a hard time. That was, of course, until Rick and Jim slipped a new pill they created into Kevin's beer at a weekend party. Kevin broke out into a rash and his skin developed boils. It wasn't fatal, but it was a very severe allergic reaction to the crazed combo of chemicals found in Rick and Jim's magic pill. After that, Kevin left the two alone and picked on some of the other less inventive nerds.
Rick and Jim's new development, however, was much more interesting than their last. Jim, who never really could admit that he was a nerd, made the mistake of asking out Robin Foster, the school's #1 babe. Her rejection of Jim was very to the point when she said, "I'd be happy to go out with you. The only problem is that I only date humans. I'm not interested in dating piles of festering lard. If you lost about 800 pounds and perhaps got a haircut, I might consiter it. I have a policy, you see... I don't date men with tits bigger than mine."
In just a few short seconds, Jim's heart was ripped out, stomped on and thrown away. Jim, however, thought of a way to get back at her. He was going to make sure that there was no doubt about it... Jim was going to ensure that there would be no confusion as to whose breasts were bigger. Robin already had the nicest breasts in school. She was a natural 34D. Jim was going to ensure that Robin's breasts were much larger than a 34D.
Jim parked his car and...