Excuse me, Doc, but what the hell is this thing?

Unending BE - episode 39

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Jim is a little distrusting of strange packages delivered by private couriers from strange scientists. He calls up the number on the package and demands to speak to Dr. Wu. A secretary with a honey sweet voice connects him.

"Dr. Wu speaking." "Hi, this is Jim. I just received your package. I don't remember ordering anything."

"It's a free sample Jim. Enjoy it, you'll have fun."

"Where exactly is Climax, MN?" "South of Frostbite Falls, north of Brainerd, East of Flom, within thirty miles of Blackhoof Township."

"And what exactly does this thing do?"

"YOu will find that it greatly enhances sexual pleasure. Among other things it causes arousal with proximity, to ensure that its victims, uh I mean users find its effects most pleasurable. If you have a free day I'll fly you out here, at no expense to yourself, and explain it all most thouroughly. Heck, I'll send for your girlfriend too if you want.

  1. Jim hangs up and opens up the box
  2. "Yeah, I got the time. Send someone to pick me up
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Flom, Brainerd, and Blackhoof Township actually exist

Tue Aug 4 09:42:43 1998

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