A swirly cloud of something that looked like fog filled the room, and then faded into the night. A man lay sleeping in a bed, covers pulled up to his chin. The clock next to him showed "6:59", then quietly flipped to "7:00" and began to beep.

Jim was asleep, and right in the middle of a very exciting dream, when the loud beeping of the alarm woke him up. He blinked his eyes a few times, rolled over and turned off the alarm. He lay there in bed for a moment, remembering what he was supposed to do today. Whatever it was, it had to be better than yesterday, he thought - today is a brand new day!

After laying there quietly for a moment, Jim:

Sharon's birthday!

Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then

He sat down at his computer, which was always running, and logged into his ISP. While waiting for is modem to connect, he tried to recall the fuzzy images from his recent dream. Something to do with big tits, as usual, but he couldn't quite remember. By the time he got on the 'Net, he had temporarily forgotten about his girlfriend's birthday and begain surfing in search of pictures - big tit pictures, of course.

While jumping from site to site along the inextricably intertwined links of the Web, Jim

"Man, this site sucks!" Jim thought.