Sharon's birthday!

Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then

He sat down at his computer, which was always running, and logged into his ISP. While waiting for is modem to connect, he tried to recall the fuzzy images from his recent dream. Something to do with big tits, as usual, but he couldn't quite remember. By the time he got on the 'Net, he had temporarily forgotten about his girlfriend's birthday and begain surfing in search of pictures - big tit pictures, of course.

While jumping from site to site along the inextricably intertwined links of the Web, Jim

Out of curiosity, Jim followed the link. It turned out to be a web site advertising one of those "bust enhancement" products. This one was some kind of pill. The advertisers made the typical outrageous claims for it, but couched in language that would allow them to avoid any legal entanglements later on. Supposedly, the product was an all natural combination of herbs and amino acids that stimulated a woman's natural mechanism for breast growth. They even had some before and after pictures that were hard to believe. The one on the left (before) showed a completely flat-chested woman. In the photo on the right (after), she looked as if she was about to burst out of her top. They couldn't possibly be real, they were so large! DDD-cups at least, he estimated.

He noticed that below the images, an email link was provided that would supposedly let you contact the woman in the photos to verify the story. Manned by men at the company, no doubt. After a moment of thought, Jim

Jim dialed th number and was greeted by a receptionist at the other end.

"Hello; Biotech product management; how may I help you?"

"Yes, I'd like to order some ef your breast-growth pills"

"For whom sir?"

"My girlfriend, she and I have always fantasised about her having bigger breasts, but she's scared to get implants. This seems too good to be true!"

"So then you're sure you'd like to order"

"Sure as can BE"

"Please tell me her adress" Jim proceeded to tell the woman Sharon's adress. as soon as he had she put him on hold. After about an hour she finally returned.

"Hello; Biotech product management; how may I help you?"

"I've been on hold for on hold for almost an hour! I just gave you my girlfriend's address and you left me!"

*click*

Jim had a sinking feeling, and he was worried about Sharon. He tried calling her but she didn't answer. What did he do?