Sharon's birthday!
Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then
Sharon's birthday!
Jim hopped out of bed, his eyes wide as he realized he hadn't gotten her a present yet. He jumped into and out of the shower, brushed his teeth, and ran a worn-out comb through his hair, and then
Jim ran down to his basement lab and finished the final touches of his present for Sharon's birthday. He was tring to make perfume, but somehow it smelled more like a bottle of coke. "Oh well" said Jim. "She'll be happy I got her this instead of a card." Little did he know just how happy she would be after she tried it out.
Jim finished wrapping the Coke-scented perfume and began writing a card.
Dear Sharon,
So! It's your birthday. Inside there's a homemade present from me to
you. It didn't come out too well, but I hope you'll appreciate it.
Jim
Then he looked over the present, then the card. Perfect. Now, how to give it to her......
You drive to her house and knock on the door. It opens up andshe jumps into your arms.
You give her the present and she loves it. She immediately sprays some on herself. Then...
He looked down and gasped! He KNEW he shouldn't have mixed all those funky chemicals with that old bottle of truth syrum he conveniently happened to have lying around the basement... He did some quick calculations in his head...
His girlfriend hit his shoulder. "What have you done to me?! I KNEW i shouldn't have tried on any strange basement-lab chemical products without cross-referencing my birth control pills first!"
"I don't know why this didn't hit me before... if my recollection of AP Chemistry proves right.. I must've accidentally created a perfume that causes your breasts to swell every time you tell a fib!"
He put his finger under his chin... "Wait a tic... you must've lied about something... SO.. you DON'T like my gift after all!!"
She shrugged. "It's a fair cop... are you afraid to spend a little money on me now and then?"