Jim picked up the phone and started to dial, but paused for a moment, trying to remember whether the number he was dialing belonged to Sharon or Shannon. He always seemed to get the two confused. Once he had convinced himself that he had the right number, he finished dialing.

"Hello?" came Sharon's voice.

"Hi sweetie!" he answered, "You'll never guess what I've got!"

"A birthday present for little ol' me?" she asked with mock innocence.

"Uhh..." Jim had momentariliy forgotten that it was her birthday, and the question had caught him off guard. "Yeeeaaahh. Uh huh. You saw right through me," he said awkwardly, hoping she wouldn't notice his gaff. She didn't.

"Really? I was sure you would forget, just like last year, but I guess I was wrong. I'm sorry. Will I be surprised?"

"Why don't you come over here and find out?" he replied.

"Okay, I'll be over in five to ten," she answered, and hung up the phone. He did likewise.

As he turned away from the phone, Jim felt something against his leg. Looking down, he remembered his enlarged penis with a jolt. The sight of his huge member dangling nearly to his knees through the opening in the front of his robe aroused him. He felt a great rush of blood to his groin and his new eighteen-inch member began to swell. 'It must be at least four inches across,' he thought. He undid the sash on his robe to get a better look at his grapefruit-sized balls. Simply put, they were huge. He reached down and lifted them slightly to gauge their heft. Each one must weigh more than five pounds, he marveled.

By this time, his still-growing cock had reached over twenty inches in length and somewhere around five inches across. Its tip looked remarkably like a ripe apple, both in color and size. When he reached down to grab his monster member, he found that he had to squeeze both of his hands tightly around it in order for his fingertips to touch. He tried jerking it off, but its sheer size made that difficult and unsatisfying. Then he had an idea.